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  1. Jokes / Funnies Thread

    Reasons to allow drinking at work The below are valid reasons as to why drinking should be allowed at work. If you use them wisely, you may even be able to convince your boss into allowing alcohol. 1. It's an incentive to show up. 2. It reduces stress. 3. It leads to more honest communications. 4. It reduces complaints about low pay. 5. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover. 6. Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear. 7. It helps save on heating costs in the winter. 8. It encourages carpooling. 9. Increases job satisfaction because if you have a bad job you don't care. 10. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work. 11. It makes fellow employees look better. 12. It makes the cafeteria food taste better. 13. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted. 14. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable. 15. If something does something stupid on the job, it will be quickly forgotten.
  2. WA Spotto thread!

    spotto a dogey looking datsun skyline near spencer rd in thornlie
  3. Jokes / Funnies Thread

    This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% AND, look how far ass kissing will take you. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.
  4. Oil Change

    thought y not just for a laugh "Oil Change Instructions For Women" 1) Drive down to the mechanic's when the odometer reaches 5000Km since the last oil change. 2) Drink a cup of coffee. 3) 15 minutes later, write a cheque and leave with a properly maintained vehicle. Money spent: $40.00 for oil change $1.00 for coffee Total = $41.00 "Oil Change Instructions For Men" 1) Go to auto parts store and write a cheque for $50.00 for oil, filter, kitty litter, hand cleaner and a scented tree. 2) Discover that the used oil container is full. Instead of taking it to the servo to recycle, dump in hole in back yard. 3) Open a beer and drink it. 4) Jack car up. Spend 30 minutes looking for jack stands. 5) Find jack stands under kid's pedal car. 6) In frustration, open another beer and drink it. 7) Place drain pan under engine. 8) Look for 9/16 in socket set. 9) Give up and use open ended spanner. 10) Unscrew drain plug, ensuring to round the head of the bolt as much as possible. 11) Drop drain plug in pan of hot oil: get hot oil on you in the process. 12) Swear profusely and clean up mess. 13) Have another beer while watching oil drain. 14) Look for oil filter wrench. 15) Give up; poke oil filter with screwdriver and twist off. 16) Have another Beer. 17) Mate shows up; finish slab with him. Finish oil change tomorrow. 18) Next day, drag pan full of old oil out from underneath car. 19a) Throw kitty litter on oil spilled during step 18. 19b) Pour pan of oil down the hole in the backyard, and fill in hole. 20) Have another Beer. Oh No, you drank it all yesterday. 21) Walk to store; buy a slab. 22) Install new oil filter making sure to apply a thin coat of oil to gasket surface. 23) Dump first litre of fresh oil into engine. 24) Remember drain plug from step 11. 25) Hurry to find drain plug in drain pan. 26) Discover that the drain plug is buried in a hole in the back yard along with the drained oil. 27) Have another beer. 28) Uncover hole and sift for drain plug. 29) Discover that first litre of fresh oil is now on the garage floor. 30) Have another beer. 31) Slip with spanner tightening previously rounded drain plug and bang knuckles on chassis. 32) Bang head on floor in reaction to step 31. 33) Begin swearing fit. 34) Throw spanner. 35) Swear for additional 10 minutes because spanner hit Miss December (1992) in the left boob. 35) Have another Beer. 36) Clean up hands and forehead and bandage as required to stop blood flow. 37) Have another Beer. 38) Have another Beer. 39) Dump in five litres of fresh oil. 40) Have another Beer. 41) Lower car from jack stands. 42) Accidentally crush one of the jack stands. 43) Move car back to apply more kitty litter to fresh oil spilled during step 23. 44) Have another Beer. 45) Test drive car. 46) Get pulled over: arrested for pissy driving. 47) Car gets impounded. 48) Make bail: 49) Get car from impound yard. Money spent: $50.00 parts $50.00 beer. $50.00 replacement set of jack stands. $1,000.00 Bail. $200.00 Impound and $80 towing fee. $1,430.00 Total.
  5. The Aussie and the Yank

    i love it!
  6. WA Spotto thread!

    tuesday i spotted a red 1600 heading towards the city on albany highway near bentley shops
  7. DAT-13B - Datsun 1600 1970

    the engine bay is so neat and tidy well done m8 on this beautiful car
  8. Datsun Pulsar/ cherry

    yerp with a little bit of people telling me what to do next but i got to get some money first to buy the parts that i need
  9. Datsun Pulsar/ cherry

    well this car my bro (aka burnt16 on here) got for free and did a decent amount of work stripping the interior and refreshing the a14 motor but didnt completely finish the job off so i got a hand full of bolts to figure out where they go. but otherwise the shell of it is where alot of panel beating is going to be needed because of some serious cancer that it has. well i kno how everyone likes pics here so... the shell needs a bit of work. this goes right through into the interior drivers seat this rust goes right through to the other side i am able to put a screw driver right through it.

    and again i beat the last one i have now got to 114.454M. aym23q's technique is very effective
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  12. BURNT16 sr20det

    not just the rims the whole car takes bout a day of serious work to clean the lot
  13. BURNT16 sr20det

    those rims would be a nightmare to clean though